The free benefits report card

The truth about your benefits. No filter.

Answer six quick questions from your plan summary. Get an instant, shareable grade for your deductible, PTO, 401(k) match, and the whole package.

Free for employees. No credit card required.

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Instant report card

Sample verdict

Pretty solid. PTO needs work.

B+

No fake hype. Just a clearer comparison.

What you can expect from your roast

  • Plain-English grades
  • Transparent inputs
  • Fast results
  • A card worth sharing

From fine print to final grade

Your benefits, decoded in three moves.

Skip the jargon and get to the question everyone really has: how does this package stack up?

01

Answer six quick questions

Use your benefits summary to pull the essentials into a quick, no-login guided flow.

02

Get the grades that matter

See clear grades for your deductible, PTO, 401(k) match, and overall benefits package.

03

Share the verdict

Turn confusing plan details into a sharp, shareable report card built for group chats and social feeds.

The report card

Specific enough to be useful. Sharp enough to share.

Deductible

C

PTO

B+

401(k) match

A-

Overall

B

For HR teams and brokers, the story gets bigger.

Employee roast signals can spark a better private conversation about plan weak spots, audit priorities, and renewal readiness.

Request a private Heat Check

Pricing without the fine print

Employees pay nothing. Organizations start a conversation.

Employee report card

$0

One clear roast of your benefits package.

  • Deductible, PTO, and 401(k) match grades
  • Overall letter grade
  • Shareable report card
  • No credit card required
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Organization insights

For HR teams and benefits brokers

Custom scope

Benchmark the package, not the people.

  • Private employer-level review request
  • Employee roast signals in context
  • Renewal conversation preparation
  • Benefits audit conversation starters
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Before you submit the fine print

The fine print has had it easy long enough

Find out what your benefits are really worth.

Six questions. One brutally clear report card. Zero cost.

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